SAGE: I got your number from a fellow professor who is also a hacker, in full disclosure. SAGE: What would you say if I told you that a version of me existed in a more age appropriate setting for you to... do things with? SAGE: Because I have a younger sister. She's basically me but would probably sleep with you. @saylorevans
SAYLOR: i would've given you my number if you wanted it that badly 😉 SAYLOR: okay, that's... adorable but it's not what i had in mind when hitting on you.




















