INCORRECT MYSME

ZEN: [screams]

ZEN: [whispers to lawyer]

LAWYER: this has nothing to do with the case

ZEN: just ask

ZEN: damn it

ZEN: wait.. three?

POLICE: ..yes, three?

ZEN: what the fuck

ZEN: [turns around and checks]

ZEN: FUCK!

SEVEN: oh no!

SAERAN: thank god

POLICE: sir??

V: i did. i broke it

JUMIN: no. no, you didn’t. seven?

SEVEN: don’t look at me. look at jaehee!

JAEHEE: what?! i didn’t break it

SEVEN: huh, that’s weird. how’d you even know it was broken?

JAEHEE: because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

SEVEN: suspicious

JAEHEE: no, it’s not

YOOSUNG: if it matters, probably not... zen was the last one to use it

ZEN: liar! i don’t even drink that crap!

YOOSUNG: oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

ZEN: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! everyone knows that!

V: all right, let’s not fight. i broke it, let me pay for it, jumin

JUMIN: no. who broke it?

JAEHEE: jumin, saeran’s been awfully quiet...

SAERAN: really?!

JAEHEE: yeah, really

[later]

JUMIN: i broke it. it burned my hand so i punched it. i predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick

MC: uh, thank you...?

ZEN: i bet they'd look even better around my-

YOOSUNG: really? i didn’t know this new slang!

[few minutes later]

YOOSUNG: thank you so much for helping me, zen. you’re such a thot

SEVEN: i will put my "A" down to make "A"

ZEN: i will add "T" to your “A” to make "AT"

YOOSUNG: i will add onto your "AT" to make “RAT”

JUMIN: i will add onto your “RAT” to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC"

STRANGER: oh my god, are you okay?!

SEVEN: please.. i need my pho- phone

STRANGER: [hands seven his phone]

JAEHEE:

MC: oops autocorrect, i meant hello