S. A. Warmack

rich people should get robbed at least once a week

why ?

builds character

But, for real, somebody needs to teach straight people how to use condoms. Us in the lgbqti community get condom use *hammered* into us from day one, but straights are given carte blanche to fuck as they please, spread disease, and then look down on gay people like we’re the ones contributing to the world’s problems. We aren’t the ones pumping out unwanted and uncared for mouths-to-house-and-feed like we Xerox machines with unlimited cartridges of ink and paper. Get your condomless house in order, heteros.

“I can multitask,” I whisper to myself with Youtube open alongside my document, like the filthy liar that I am.

Want to hear a hot take?

Stop dressing nihilism in the clothing of humanism. Just advocate humanism.

being gay is a constant battle between “i wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds” and “hey let’s go throw rocks at fascists” and i think that’s very sexy of us

These are hilarious. The last one especially.