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used to be you played “person or a porn blog” when you got a new follower but I guess now we gotta play “person, porn blog, or russia propaganda agent”

“Character who looks dangerous but is actually harmless” and “character who looks harmless but is actually dangerous” are both well and good, but consider: character who looks dangerous, and actually is, but for a completely different reason than they look like they should be.

okay so “hal” is apparently short for “henry” and “harold” and i think thats the most shocking world altering piece of information ive ever learned 

do you ever think about how cool it would be to be crazy rich bc you could scroll through Tumblr and just slam dunk all these go fund mes to 100% without a second thought? you get a car, and you get a power wheelchair, and you get rent, and you get surgery for your dog, and and and and

it’s officially spring which means porridge weather is over and hozier is finally done making his oatmeal and can now again release MUSIC 

just lost my mcfreakin mind on a conference call bc someone’s email was their first initial and full last name and it spelled m.othman

so many memes are happening at once….op literally xyz but go off i guess…change my mind…gay/bi/lesbian alignment charts…the despicable me one…the spongebob krusty krab vs chum bucket…

The Addams family was, in fact, both magical and supernatural for its depiction of a healthy, loving, supportive, and fun married m/f couple.

We thought tumblr didn’t understand their own website but then they sent a mass callout post baselessly accusing users of being Russian spies so maybe they understand their website better than we could have ever imagined.

power move: saying “that’s treason” every time someone does something that mildly inconveniences you