Dick 2 bomb

lil homie mackin’ lmao

"There’s a cure?!" asked the girl that kills everything she touches.  "Hey shut up we’re perf" replied the girl that makes clouds. 

For real though. Storm has stopped an entire tsunami before. “Makes clouds my ass” she can conjure lightning and tornadoes and is revered as a god in her tribe. She literally changes atmospheric pressure and that’s how she flies. So fuck you. Storm is flawless.

I think you missed the part where the GIRL WHO KILLS EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES wants to NOT KILL EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES and everyone dismisses her incredible misfortune just because the lady who is the AVATAR OF THE STORM won the fucking SUPERPOWER LOTTERY

And here we see X-Men perfectly illustrating the disparity between the larger disability community (Storm) and the chronic illness community (Rogue). One wants society to accept & respect them & their various different needs, which is surely a noble cause, while the other would like to NOT BE IN PAIN EVERY FUCKING DAY, which is just as important but often gets shouted down by non-ill disabled people who only want to talk about disability as a social construct.

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?" "dont patronize me Greg"

Black history month.

well that escalated quickly

goddamn

it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

eternal classic

The Creature tries to remember what it once was

Anybody would get angry if somebody said this. I know I would. But people in the comment section are racist idiots just like these ‘pranksters’

These dudes are gonna get killed and it’s gonna be hilarious