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@sausageofsanctuary
Good morning people of Sanctuary! I’m Mythical J. Sausage. (The J is silent) Your protector and ruler!
it’s me
arcade
I run @lostemperorjoey @grimlandsfwhip and @dlmartyn
this is an rp blog
Sausage Notes
- He/Him
- definitely not human.
- not a God either.
- Father of three!
- Champion of Saint Pearl
- ignore the other one
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Can anyone hear me?
Can anyone hear me?
The crooked are smiling
They know me the best
🫵🏳️🌈❓
very!
Hi Sausage!
° @crittercitysfavhuman °
Lizzie! Hi!
i know what you are 😜
@ominous-anon
a homosexual?????
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Send "I know what you are" for my muse's reaction.
hermes? Kiddo? Can we talk?
What do you want?
[Hermes says it softly, but coming from him, it's venomous.]
What happened with you and Joel, kiddo?
I’m worried.
I asked him what was going on and he got all cagey and sh- stuff. I- I'm probably just being dramatic but I don't know. I'm sick of being left out of things because I'm "too young"
Hermes, what is going on?
My memory has- pardon my French- been shit lately.
I don’t remember what I’ve done these past few weeks.
He told me my blackouts were getting worse? And I want to believe him, but
I can’t find my comm anywhere and he’s been antsy about me leaving, now he’s not letting you leave?
Th- I don't think that's normal.
I'm just— I need to get out. Do you think he'd find me if I dissapeared off to some other universe? Do you think he could follow me?
I'm so sorry dad i love you but i have to i have to go
Hermes that’s a horrible idea!
Universe travel is dangerous-
Do you understand how likely it is that you’ll get stuck??
I know it's dangerous. I know it's stupid. But it's my only shot.
I- I can't- I'm not fucking Rapunzel! You can't just lock me up and baby me and expect me to be a clueless idiot!
[Hermes isn't shouting — he can't, — but he might as well be. Their voice is slightly raised, and they don't even pretend to be trying to make eye contact anymore.]
You’re a child, Hermes!
I don’t think Joel should keep you here but you certainly shouldn’t be hopping universes!
I can barely get myself out of certain ones! I’ve had years to do this!
I don’t care how mature you think you are! You’re making a stupid decision-
[He’s not yelling. Though his voice does raise.]
I'm not a child! Are you even listening to me?!
I don't really care how dangerous it is. I don't care. I just- you're only proving my point.
I care! I care about seeing my kid alive!
You are fourteen. You’re not old enough to do half the things I can.
You’ll get stuck in some universe for years and I won’t be able to help you. I don’t want you to fucking die, Hermes!
Do you know what that’s like? I hope to the Gods you never do!
I'm not gonna die dad. Do you not trust me? Do you think I'm fucking clueless?! 'Cause I'm not. Yes, I'm 14, but that does not mean I'm stupid!
[Hermes nearly shouts, looking back to Sausage.]
I don’t trust you with this because not even I can control it!
I don’t think you’re stupid but this is a horrible idea!
I don’t fucking know what Joel’s doing, I don’t know what he did!
I don’t want to lose my oldest child! Do you understand that?
hermes? Kiddo? Can we talk?
What do you want?
[Hermes says it softly, but coming from him, it's venomous.]
What happened with you and Joel, kiddo?
I’m worried.
I asked him what was going on and he got all cagey and sh- stuff. I- I'm probably just being dramatic but I don't know. I'm sick of being left out of things because I'm "too young"
Hermes, what is going on?
My memory has- pardon my French- been shit lately.
I don’t remember what I’ve done these past few weeks.
He told me my blackouts were getting worse? And I want to believe him, but
I can’t find my comm anywhere and he’s been antsy about me leaving, now he’s not letting you leave?
Th- I don't think that's normal.
I'm just— I need to get out. Do you think he'd find me if I dissapeared off to some other universe? Do you think he could follow me?
I'm so sorry dad i love you but i have to i have to go
Hermes that’s a horrible idea!
Universe travel is dangerous-
Do you understand how likely it is that you’ll get stuck??
I know it's dangerous. I know it's stupid. But it's my only shot.
I- I can't- I'm not fucking Rapunzel! You can't just lock me up and baby me and expect me to be a clueless idiot!
[Hermes isn't shouting — he can't, — but he might as well be. Their voice is slightly raised, and they don't even pretend to be trying to make eye contact anymore.]
You’re a child, Hermes!
I don’t think Joel should keep you here but you certainly shouldn’t be hopping universes!
I can barely get myself out of certain ones! I’ve had years to do this!
I don’t care how mature you think you are! You’re making a stupid decision-
[He’s not yelling. Though his voice does raise.]
I'm not a child! Are you even listening to me?!
I don't really care how dangerous it is. I don't care. I just- you're only proving my point.
I care! I care about seeing my kid alive!
You are fourteen. You’re not old enough to do half the things I can.
You’ll get stuck in some universe for years and I won’t be able to help you. I don’t want you to fucking die, Hermes!
Do you know what that’s like? I hope to the Gods you never do!
hermes? Kiddo? Can we talk?
What do you want?
[Hermes says it softly, but coming from him, it's venomous.]
What happened with you and Joel, kiddo?
I’m worried.
I asked him what was going on and he got all cagey and sh- stuff. I- I'm probably just being dramatic but I don't know. I'm sick of being left out of things because I'm "too young"
Hermes, what is going on?
My memory has- pardon my French- been shit lately.
I don’t remember what I’ve done these past few weeks.
He told me my blackouts were getting worse? And I want to believe him, but
I can’t find my comm anywhere and he’s been antsy about me leaving, now he’s not letting you leave?
Th- I don't think that's normal.
I'm just— I need to get out. Do you think he'd find me if I dissapeared off to some other universe? Do you think he could follow me?
I'm so sorry dad i love you but i have to i have to go
Hermes that’s a horrible idea!
Universe travel is dangerous-
Do you understand how likely it is that you’ll get stuck??
I know it's dangerous. I know it's stupid. But it's my only shot.
I- I can't- I'm not fucking Rapunzel! You can't just lock me up and baby me and expect me to be a clueless idiot!
[Hermes isn't shouting — he can't, — but he might as well be. Their voice is slightly raised, and they don't even pretend to be trying to make eye contact anymore.]
You’re a child, Hermes!
I don’t think Joel should keep you here but you certainly shouldn’t be hopping universes!
I can barely get myself out of certain ones! I’ve had years to do this!
I don’t care how mature you think you are! You’re making a stupid decision-
[He’s not yelling. Though his voice does raise.]
hermes? Kiddo? Can we talk?
What do you want?
[Hermes says it softly, but coming from him, it's venomous.]
What happened with you and Joel, kiddo?
I’m worried.
I asked him what was going on and he got all cagey and sh- stuff. I- I'm probably just being dramatic but I don't know. I'm sick of being left out of things because I'm "too young"
Hermes, what is going on?
My memory has- pardon my French- been shit lately.
I don’t remember what I’ve done these past few weeks.
He told me my blackouts were getting worse? And I want to believe him, but
I can’t find my comm anywhere and he’s been antsy about me leaving, now he’s not letting you leave?
Th- I don't think that's normal.
I'm just— I need to get out. Do you think he'd find me if I dissapeared off to some other universe? Do you think he could follow me?
I'm so sorry dad i love you but i have to i have to go
Hermes that’s a horrible idea!
Universe travel is dangerous-
Do you understand how likely it is that you’ll get stuck??
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hermes? Kiddo? Can we talk?
What do you want?
[Hermes says it softly, but coming from him, it's venomous.]
What happened with you and Joel, kiddo?
I’m worried.
I asked him what was going on and he got all cagey and sh- stuff. I- I'm probably just being dramatic but I don't know. I'm sick of being left out of things because I'm "too young"
Hermes, what is going on?
My memory has- pardon my French- been shit lately.
I don’t remember what I’ve done these past few weeks.
He told me my blackouts were getting worse? And I want to believe him, but
I can’t find my comm anywhere and he’s been antsy about me leaving, now he’s not letting you leave?
hermes? Kiddo? Can we talk?
What do you want?
[Hermes says it softly, but coming from him, it's venomous.]
What happened with you and Joel, kiddo?
I’m worried.
Hello my love, how are you? Are you feeling okay? Hermes is upset so I wanted to check on you.
-@the-god-ever
He’s saying concerning things..
I’m alright, otherwise
He's upset... thinks I'm babying him. Am I? I just want to keep our family together and safe.
he’s 14, I don’t think you’re babying him. You’re worried
he said you wouldn’t let him leave
I just want you both safe and sound... here... away from anything that could take you from me. Is that so wrong?
...what was that last part?
No, I don’t think so.
never mind the last part, I’ll talk to him if you want me to?
Good idea.... yeah... maybe he'll listen to you...
Love you.
I love you too
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Hello my love, how are you? Are you feeling okay? Hermes is upset so I wanted to check on you.
-@the-god-ever
He’s saying concerning things..
I’m alright, otherwise
He's upset... thinks I'm babying him. Am I? I just want to keep our family together and safe.
he’s 14, I don’t think you’re babying him. You’re worried
he said you wouldn’t let him leave
I just want you both safe and sound... here... away from anything that could take you from me. Is that so wrong?
...what was that last part?
No, I don’t think so.
never mind the last part, I’ll talk to him if you want me to?
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