Hermes

@demigodofstratos

60 posts

About me

Hey, I'm Hermes. Son of Mythical J. Sausage and Joel of Stratos. Yeah, my parents are ridiculously famous. I don't really care. Unlike Joel, my ego is very small. (Don't tell him I said that, he'll kill me)

I'm a demigod.

I'm 14.

He/they

I'm also a multiverse traveller, but I don't really know how to control my powers very well.

I stutter and trip over words a lot. I used to just. Not talk, (until I was 10, so...) but I uh. I can't really, with the multiverse travelling, I need to be able to figure out where I am and what's going on.

(yet another rp blog by cassandra matilda @can-i-explode-now)

#empires smp #hermes esmp #empires hermes #rp blog #intro post

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Joel: [about Hermes] I’ve done the best I could to raise you! Have I been perfect? No.

Joel: Do I know anything about children? No!

Joel: Should I have picked up a book on parenting? Probably!

Hermes:

Joel: Where was I going with this? I had a point.

anything can be edible it just depends how long you want to live

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Sausage: You let Hermes have ice cream for breakfast?

Joel: He negotiated hard. I respect that.

Hermes, grinning: I’m really good at business.

Hermes who turned you into an elf

#andy's #hermes esmp #elf on the shelf #empires smp #empires season 2

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This blog is friendly and welcoming!!

Reblog to tell all the anxious RPer’s that

IT’S OKAY TO APPROACH IF YOU WANT TOO!

You don’t have to hide away and imagine asking me to RP. Just HOP INTO MY INBOX, MY MESSAGES, REBLOG AN IC POST, i will be happy to interact with you!!

This blog Loves New RP Partners and Happily Invites Them to interact with me!

i wanna do a thing with sculk!shelby & hermes but like. i can't be assed to do all the reblogs and stuff

I- I'm sorry, by the way. For all that.

[Hermes says nervously. Uncharacteristically nervously. He's quiet, sure, but he's confident.]

- @demigodofstratos

sorry? No, no you’re young, it only makes sense you’re wanting to rebel kiddo… I’m just trying to keep everything together… keep our family together.

You understand right?

demigodofstratos

...Mhm. I mean- that's not really what I was apologising for, but uh... thanks.

Am... am I forgetting something? The last time we argued it was about being treated like a little kid wasn't it?

I've been a bit of a mess truthfully... I could be forgetting I'm sorry... everything is under control though.

demigodofstratos

I- I've been... so much to deal with. I wouldn't talk for 10 years and even now, I barely do, you- you must be so sick of having to tell people about that. I mean, no one expects your son to be quiet.

Oh that? Buddy you’re everything I’ve ever wanted in a kid. You may not speak all the time but you don’t have to. I couldn’t care less what others think, you’re the most perfect son, my son.

You’re perfect, you’re everything, and you’re wonderful because you are you.

demigodofstratos

...

mhm..

#Ooc; I'm gonna cry /pos #why can't /my/ parents be like this

I- I'm sorry, by the way. For all that.

[Hermes says nervously. Uncharacteristically nervously. He's quiet, sure, but he's confident.]

- @demigodofstratos

sorry? No, no you’re young, it only makes sense you’re wanting to rebel kiddo… I’m just trying to keep everything together… keep our family together.

You understand right?

demigodofstratos

...Mhm. I mean- that's not really what I was apologising for, but uh... thanks.

Am... am I forgetting something? The last time we argued it was about being treated like a little kid wasn't it?

I've been a bit of a mess truthfully... I could be forgetting I'm sorry... everything is under control though.

demigodofstratos

I- I've been... so much to deal with. I wouldn't talk for 10 years and even now, I barely do, you- you must be so sick of having to tell people about that. I mean, no one expects your son to be quiet.

#ooc; the Guilt of being a Not Normal Kid...

I- I'm sorry, by the way. For all that.

[Hermes says nervously. Uncharacteristically nervously. He's quiet, sure, but he's confident.]

- @demigodofstratos

sorry? No, no you’re young, it only makes sense you’re wanting to rebel kiddo… I’m just trying to keep everything together… keep our family together.

You understand right?

demigodofstratos

...Mhm. I mean- that's not really what I was apologising for, but uh... thanks.

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my wifi is being shit rn ughhh i need to have Interactions but wifi says no

demigodofstratos

hermes? Kiddo? Can we talk?

What do you want?

[Hermes says it softly, but coming from him, it's venomous.]

sausageofsanctuary

What happened with you and Joel, kiddo?

I’m worried.

demigodofstratos

I asked him what was going on and he got all cagey and sh- stuff. I- I'm probably just being dramatic but I don't know. I'm sick of being left out of things because I'm "too young"

sausageofsanctuary

Hermes, what is going on?

My memory has- pardon my French- been shit lately.

I don’t remember what I’ve done these past few weeks.

He told me my blackouts were getting worse? And I want to believe him, but

I can’t find my comm anywhere and he’s been antsy about me leaving, now he’s not letting you leave?

demigodofstratos

Th- I don't think that's normal.

I'm just— I need to get out. Do you think he'd find me if I dissapeared off to some other universe? Do you think he could follow me?

I'm so sorry dad i love you but i have to i have to go

sausageofsanctuary

Hermes that’s a horrible idea!

Universe travel is dangerous-

Do you understand how likely it is that you’ll get stuck??

demigodofstratos

I know it's dangerous. I know it's stupid. But it's my only shot.

I- I can't- I'm not fucking Rapunzel! You can't just lock me up and baby me and expect me to be a clueless idiot!

[Hermes isn't shouting — he can't, — but he might as well be. Their voice is slightly raised, and they don't even pretend to be trying to make eye contact anymore.]

sausageofsanctuary

You’re a child, Hermes!

I don’t think Joel should keep you here but you certainly shouldn’t be hopping universes!

I can barely get myself out of certain ones! I’ve had years to do this!

I don’t care how mature you think you are! You’re making a stupid decision-

[He’s not yelling. Though his voice does raise.]

demigodofstratos

I'm not a child! Are you even listening to me?!

I don't really care how dangerous it is. I don't care. I just- you're only proving my point.

sausageofsanctuary

I care! I care about seeing my kid alive!

You are fourteen. You’re not old enough to do half the things I can.

You’ll get stuck in some universe for years and I won’t be able to help you. I don’t want you to fucking die, Hermes!

Do you know what that’s like? I hope to the Gods you never do!

demigodofstratos

I'm not gonna die dad. Do you not trust me? Do you think I'm fucking clueless?! 'Cause I'm not. Yes, I'm 14, but that does not mean I'm stupid!

[Hermes nearly shouts, looking back to Sausage.]

sausageofsanctuary

I don’t trust you with this because not even I can control it!

I don’t think you’re stupid but this is a horrible idea!

I don’t fucking know what Joel’s doing, I don’t know what he did!

I don’t want to lose my oldest child! Do you understand that?

demigodofstratos

Why though? Why are you so overprotective? Why do you care so much about me? I can handle myself, you know that.

demigodofstratos

hermes? Kiddo? Can we talk?

What do you want?

[Hermes says it softly, but coming from him, it's venomous.]

sausageofsanctuary

What happened with you and Joel, kiddo?

I’m worried.

demigodofstratos

I asked him what was going on and he got all cagey and sh- stuff. I- I'm probably just being dramatic but I don't know. I'm sick of being left out of things because I'm "too young"

sausageofsanctuary

Hermes, what is going on?

My memory has- pardon my French- been shit lately.

I don’t remember what I’ve done these past few weeks.

He told me my blackouts were getting worse? And I want to believe him, but

I can’t find my comm anywhere and he’s been antsy about me leaving, now he’s not letting you leave?

demigodofstratos

Th- I don't think that's normal.

I'm just— I need to get out. Do you think he'd find me if I dissapeared off to some other universe? Do you think he could follow me?

I'm so sorry dad i love you but i have to i have to go

sausageofsanctuary

Hermes that’s a horrible idea!

Universe travel is dangerous-

Do you understand how likely it is that you’ll get stuck??

demigodofstratos

I know it's dangerous. I know it's stupid. But it's my only shot.

I- I can't- I'm not fucking Rapunzel! You can't just lock me up and baby me and expect me to be a clueless idiot!

[Hermes isn't shouting — he can't, — but he might as well be. Their voice is slightly raised, and they don't even pretend to be trying to make eye contact anymore.]

sausageofsanctuary

You’re a child, Hermes!

I don’t think Joel should keep you here but you certainly shouldn’t be hopping universes!

I can barely get myself out of certain ones! I’ve had years to do this!

I don’t care how mature you think you are! You’re making a stupid decision-

[He’s not yelling. Though his voice does raise.]

demigodofstratos

I'm not a child! Are you even listening to me?!

I don't really care how dangerous it is. I don't care. I just- you're only proving my point.

sausageofsanctuary

I care! I care about seeing my kid alive!

You are fourteen. You’re not old enough to do half the things I can.

You’ll get stuck in some universe for years and I won’t be able to help you. I don’t want you to fucking die, Hermes!

Do you know what that’s like? I hope to the Gods you never do!

demigodofstratos

I'm not gonna die dad. Do you not trust me? Do you think I'm fucking clueless?! 'Cause I'm not. Yes, I'm 14, but that does not mean I'm stupid!

[Hermes nearly shouts, looking back to Sausage.]

demigodofstratos

hermes? Kiddo? Can we talk?

What do you want?

[Hermes says it softly, but coming from him, it's venomous.]

sausageofsanctuary

What happened with you and Joel, kiddo?

I’m worried.

demigodofstratos

I asked him what was going on and he got all cagey and sh- stuff. I- I'm probably just being dramatic but I don't know. I'm sick of being left out of things because I'm "too young"

sausageofsanctuary

Hermes, what is going on?

My memory has- pardon my French- been shit lately.

I don’t remember what I’ve done these past few weeks.

He told me my blackouts were getting worse? And I want to believe him, but

I can’t find my comm anywhere and he’s been antsy about me leaving, now he’s not letting you leave?

demigodofstratos

Th- I don't think that's normal.

I'm just— I need to get out. Do you think he'd find me if I dissapeared off to some other universe? Do you think he could follow me?

I'm so sorry dad i love you but i have to i have to go

sausageofsanctuary

Hermes that’s a horrible idea!

Universe travel is dangerous-

Do you understand how likely it is that you’ll get stuck??

demigodofstratos

I know it's dangerous. I know it's stupid. But it's my only shot.

I- I can't- I'm not fucking Rapunzel! You can't just lock me up and baby me and expect me to be a clueless idiot!

[Hermes isn't shouting — he can't, — but he might as well be. Their voice is slightly raised, and they don't even pretend to be trying to make eye contact anymore.]

sausageofsanctuary

You’re a child, Hermes!

I don’t think Joel should keep you here but you certainly shouldn’t be hopping universes!

I can barely get myself out of certain ones! I’ve had years to do this!

I don’t care how mature you think you are! You’re making a stupid decision-

[He’s not yelling. Though his voice does raise.]

demigodofstratos

I'm not a child! Are you even listening to me?!

I don't really care how dangerous it is. I don't care. I just- you're only proving my point.

demigodofstratos

hermes? Kiddo? Can we talk?

What do you want?

[Hermes says it softly, but coming from him, it's venomous.]

sausageofsanctuary

What happened with you and Joel, kiddo?

I’m worried.

demigodofstratos

I asked him what was going on and he got all cagey and sh- stuff. I- I'm probably just being dramatic but I don't know. I'm sick of being left out of things because I'm "too young"

sausageofsanctuary

Hermes, what is going on?

My memory has- pardon my French- been shit lately.

I don’t remember what I’ve done these past few weeks.

He told me my blackouts were getting worse? And I want to believe him, but

I can’t find my comm anywhere and he’s been antsy about me leaving, now he’s not letting you leave?

demigodofstratos

Th- I don't think that's normal.

I'm just— I need to get out. Do you think he'd find me if I dissapeared off to some other universe? Do you think he could follow me?

I'm so sorry dad i love you but i have to i have to go

sausageofsanctuary

Hermes that’s a horrible idea!

Universe travel is dangerous-

Do you understand how likely it is that you’ll get stuck??

demigodofstratos

I know it's dangerous. I know it's stupid. But it's my only shot.

I- I can't- I'm not fucking Rapunzel! You can't just lock me up and baby me and expect me to be a clueless idiot!

[Hermes isn't shouting — he can't, — but he might as well be. Their voice is slightly raised, and they don't even pretend to be trying to make eye contact anymore.]

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demigodofstratos

hermes? Kiddo? Can we talk?

What do you want?

[Hermes says it softly, but coming from him, it's venomous.]

sausageofsanctuary

What happened with you and Joel, kiddo?

I’m worried.

demigodofstratos

I asked him what was going on and he got all cagey and sh- stuff. I- I'm probably just being dramatic but I don't know. I'm sick of being left out of things because I'm "too young"

sausageofsanctuary

Hermes, what is going on?

My memory has- pardon my French- been shit lately.

I don’t remember what I’ve done these past few weeks.

He told me my blackouts were getting worse? And I want to believe him, but

I can’t find my comm anywhere and he’s been antsy about me leaving, now he’s not letting you leave?

demigodofstratos

Th- I don't think that's normal.

I'm just— I need to get out. Do you think he'd find me if I dissapeared off to some other universe? Do you think he could follow me?

I'm so sorry dad i love you but i have to i have to go

#hermes talks #Spotify

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