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Help I used to listen to this playlist a lot but I can’t remember the songs and it’s no longer valid

i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”

“stats?”

I see we’re no longer being subtle

This post just shot me between the eyes

the relationship women have with their own reflection…beyond complex

(therapist voice) and why are you butthurt about that

Thought I saw a shooting star but the neighbors above me are flicking cigarette butts out the window

what halsey song is this

This is my favorite sign.

“Ma'am, I understand you need to empty out your desk, but–”

It has just occurred to me that OP was talking about a breakup.

No wait yours is so much more powerful