I radiate dumbass thot energy

Imagine Bella didn’t get pregnant, and she was at home and got her period and Jake was visiting and in some way accidentally saw her period (don’t ask how just go with it) When you have your period you shed the uterine lining and somewhere in that blood your egg is also discarded. Like what would happen if jake accidentally saw the would-be resumee egg™️, and, ya kno, imprints on a fucking period stain on a pad...? I’ve thought about this for a week now and I need to get it out of my head

Robert Pattinson: I’m Batman!

WE WON!!!! BULLYING WORKS!!!!!

by choosing the apple as bella’s symbol on the cover of the original publication we gained insight into the themes of innocence and lust, temptation and choice, similar to adam & eve followed throughout the saga. by using a cracked and dripping ripe pomegranate as the symbol for edward’s side of the story we, as the audience, are able to gain insight into edward’s love for eating pussy. dare i say, his willingness to eat out.