I Used To Be Satansnoodle

Empire

I forgot that political text campaigns, unlike every other goddamn text message I receive, are not automated 😬

...w-what does the wave emoticon mean?

I have... no idea, in this context. I took it as “goodbye”.

The tides coming in, hurry up dude.

Will she arrive in time? We’re gonna give him a round of applause if she says yes and arrives.

CREW IS ENCOURAGING HIM TO RE-DO HIS WORK. WE’RE SHOUTING “DO IT!”

WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD THAT THE GIRL IS ON A TREASURE HUNT IN THE CITY AND THIS IS THE FINAL LOCATION. HIS FRIEND IS STALLING FOR TIME.

Remember when Jeff Bezos, who is worth 181 billion USD donated 690k to stopping Australian fires? Yeah, me too.

Love people who have interests or hyperfixations in morbid or depressing or scary fields because they’re trying so hard to balance “ho boy am I excited to talk about all this information I know” and “I recognize that this is very bad and I’m trying to be a little somber about it.”

Watching a documentary about poisonings during the Victorian era and this historian clearly knows so much about arsenic and is trying really hard to be chill.