Satans Love Egg

He isn’t even wearing shoes omg

is this real

Tbh all I want is someone to snuggle with me.

chaotic neutral

when people unfollow you and you’re left wondering which post was the final straw

not to toot my own horn but im an okay person sometimes

not to brag but some people like me and tell me i am their friend

not to be that guy but i can adequately perform several mundane, marginally important tasks

okay to reblog if you want to show off that you too are a person who is barely competent in possibly more than one way

may 2017 be the year of neck kisses, poetry books, rainy afternoons, soft lips, clear skin and relaxed thoughts

6'2 and craving death

5'8 and grumpy

5"3 and a literal chicken tender

5'10 and overwhelmed

5'2 and wants a snack

5′11″ and constantly watching Sims Challenge videos

5'1 and waiting for a reply

6'3 and can’t wake up, let the abyss take me

5'11 and I have forgot what it means to not be tired

existing is exhausting 

I love the sound of the innocent laughing.

😂😂

This is what I imagine having children is like

is that a property brother

It was