caveman with a mug that says “don’t talk to me until coffee has been discovered”

Idk I think a bear wouldn’t attack me on account of I’m his friend

may god forgive my wretched sins (spent money)

do NOT kill a bug loose in your home. do NOT release it outside. mail it to me P.O. box 453 in LA CA. i teach them circus tricks. if my training doesn’t work i will eat it

having a bathroom spider is so beautiful. like yes this is my friend Advil Two hes grown to the size of a crumb and he caught an ant today

beautiful women named excessive heat warning keep messaging me

Suddenly, your irl name is changed to your tumblr URL. How bad would it be

Everything so funny when you're with your most beloved friends

Happiness disease

who up wanting to abandon their physical form

very well, i shall smoke this “bowl” with you. but take warning! henceforth i may become quite….. silly…