damn ma that personality thicc af

feel like pure shit just want the paper plane back

im such a possessive person i just saw someone calling Karl Marx just “Karl” like they’re on a first name basis and i got jealous

ladies, tell your man he lookin like a feast when he looks like one. boys need confidence boosts too.

@pyroclastic727

This brings me so much seratonin

if you don’t like your subs toasted you don’t love yourself

never heard that term before wym

hold on you mean sandwiches

okay but why the fuck do you black out when all you pokemon faint?

cause im sad

your pokemon cant protect you anymore so the enemy trainer just fucking clocks you

"Meet my daughter, Maria Pakistan Earthworm Lopez"

I hope senpai bonds with me

Fuck this site