...but never loan him your axe.

damn the tumblr exodus really did a number on the place. a lot of my blogs I’m following haven’t posted in 1-2 years. kind of sad really.

i fucking love whenever someone tweets a game design question at the d&d 5e creators and jeremy crawford gives them a nice, professional response aimed at answering their query while mike mearls’ reply is just. a shitpost

All unconscious characters in your game drop to the floor and break dance until they regain consciousness. If they die, they break dance forever.

You’re forgetting the red wing black bird and the great and snowy egret. Best birds of the marsh!

I love how they’re all looking into the camera like they’re modeling.

@bunjywunjy

Whoever the fuck is saying American birds are dull I'll fucking fight you

this is one of the best things I have ever and will ever read

My body isn’t a temple, it’s a traphouse

If someone tells you to stop ripping on them, even if you’re joking, fucking listen. That shit gets tiring doesn’t matter if it’s a fucking joke no one wants to hear negative shit all the time.

Some of y’all think you can be rude asf all the time bc you’re “just joking” but you’re seriously wearing people down.

Reminder that the Snowden leaks were the biggest exposure of government wrongdoing in decades and not a single person was charged, convicted or even resigned over any of the things revealed in the leaked documents.

i just scooted my chair and felt the vibrations in my asshole does this mean im gay

That was just me sending chakra vibrations to your prostate don’t worry about it bro

ok bro vibes received, namaste

a jordan peterson joke about organizing your desktop files

here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t