🖤i wanna eat U🖤

"i need chatgpt for my schoolwork!!!1!" yeah and i need to crack Kellin Quinn but we cant all have what we want in life

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

i trusted you

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

left my mac n cheese in the living room for thirty seconds and I start hearing noises suspiciously similar to a kitty eating wet food. it's probably nothing

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this post makes me snort every single time