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reshipped

I just bought headphones and went to cut the packaging open and then cut my headphones fml

I want to cry

donnasweettttttttt

the thing that pisses me off about 50 shades of grey isn’t that it’s twilight fanfiction, it’s that it’s bad ooc twilight fanfiction. the implication that edward would be into bdsm is so fucking dumb he’s a 100 year old virgin who cried and went into a week-long depression the first time he fucked bella he wouldn’t even consider the idea of fucking her until they were married because he didn’t want to compromise his virtue and you’re telling me he’s a dom? no, edward cullen has the most boring vanilla sex ever the only thing unconventional about the way bella and edward fuck is that bella tops and edward cries the whole time and bella gets fed up and goes to the other house to fuck rosalie and edward cries some more in his room alone

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northgang

chrystelle-deactivated20181001

the white guy is killin me

dekutree

“hmm..yes..ho….mhm”

buddyfriendpal

*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”

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I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK

threebigolsausages-deactivated2

i spent 5 years forgetting that i made this balloon pit that didnt even work

inactive-meltwithmee

she kilt him

mitski-miyawakis

i just witnessed a fucking Murder. and it was Brutal

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Gina!!!!!

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I was just second hand scalped. She even went for my eyebrows

antifamutant

pervocracy

Why beehives are hexagons.

berrystumpytail

@the-draco-latrans-gambit

weloveshortvideos

jazzcochina-deactivated20180807

OMFG THIS IS ME TALKING TO BABIES

benepla-deactivated20180521

im obsessed w this video

bonehandledknife

Omfg u think this is funny without sound fucking turn it on i beg of u im laughjng sohard icangbreatheee

samandriel

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

samandriel

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

samandriel

in case you were wondering this is him

samandriel

It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!

He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)

jjtaylor

Quality rooster

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09/23: Fenty Beauty Launch Party in Madrid

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HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

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the first post ever on tumblr

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I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

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WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

teenyweenynotepad

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

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I FOUND IT ✊

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I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

blairisbae

Who first posted this?

ratbastarddotfuck

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

amberdamnn

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

m86-deactivated20171116

yall, living in current time: *compares yourself to anime characters or some other dumb shit* me, living in 2060: you see this rock? it is me

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gemsona

m86-deactivated20171116

fuck you. fuck you fuck you. fuck y

an-alarming-number-of-bees

You asked for this.

quinzelade

No one asks for an alarming number of bees.

sindri42

Hello I would like to start a beehive. I was thinking that a good starting population would be somewhere in the vicinity of an alarming number?

discet

You really shouldn’t start a beehive if any amount of bees is alarming to you.

sindri42

i would argue that there is a number of bees which would be alarming to you, regardless of your opinion on or natural affinity for bees.

For example, on the extreme end, 4.97666667 × 1028 average worker bees would be equivalent to the mass of the earth. That would be pretty alarming to anybody.

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welcome to my post. may i offer you guys some lemonade

cybergata

Kittens, raised with rabbits, have learned to imitate the rabbits’ behavior by hopping about.

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wow

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