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That weird phase in children’s/ya books where characters were all named things like Wormidge Fucklebingle in a weird attempt to appeal to incomprehensible quirky kid sensibilities

@fuckyeahfuck

Fiddleford McGucket from Gravity Falls is the only one I can think of off the top of me head, but that was a TV show

Leven Thumps and the Gateway to Foo? Was one that sticks out very vividly in my mind. Solid cover art, and some weird shit with a tree??

Crabs amaze me. They’re the perfect life form, a tank made of legs and living hate-armor. It’s not just about their physicality, though; it’s the soul of the crab. See, no crab in the bottomless history of the sea has ever questioned itself, doubted itself, worried, or been afraid. A crab is pure motion. A crab is pure id and unrelenting forward force. Crabs invented the word violence and they will scuttle on the surface of the world while the red giant of Sol creeps closer to devour everywhere we’ve ever known. They will look into the sky and clack their claws and there will be no fear. 

Excuse me how the fuck did you create the perfect illustration for what I was trying to express

destiel??? putin????????

so this is the mishapocalypse

i can’t believe castiel went to super hell to turn georgia blue

please god let me find these things out normally I am begging you

If you go to the circus for news don’t complain if a clown tells it to you

Just realised that if Donald Trump wins the presidential elections, it’ll be 5 years before we can even think about a canon Destiel.. Dammit America, what are you doing!

date of origin: 9th of november, 2016.

No fucking way

the nature of tumblr is that people say so much bullshit that a shred of it eventually has to be true

this is the first time in years that tumblr has felt organic. No I will not elaborate 

Ah, meme culture at its peak I see. This is gorgeous prose

can the sun hurry it the fuck up out here

holy shit man- why does this feel so- intimate- peacefully sad even-

im crying. absolutely fantastic work, OP