Sasukeyul

Literally don’t understand how seemingly half of Jon’s fanbase are red pill freaks when the character himself is literally Mr Woke McWokington. Like a big part of why he got killed was because he was too woke about literally ANY. GIVEN. SOCIAL. ISSUE. And it’s not like he switched up, he was woke from the very first chapter in the series. So how did we get here???

actually the real tragedy of asoiaf is that jon and catelyn never got to sit around and talk shit about theon together.

ooohhh when dany gets to the wall and jon and jorah meet.... he has his ANCESTRAL SWORD, he has his FATHER'S LOVE, and now he's trying to steal his GIRL. plus he's ned stark's son. it's about to get messyyy

nobody told me asoiaf is fucking hilarious. jon's first chapter starts with him basically saying "thank the gods im a bastard because im getting drunk as FUCK tonight" and it is cracking me upppp

sleeper contender for the funniest mean jon moment is in the asos first assault on the wall when some dipshit wildling named BIG BOIL gets shot and jon literally takes a break in the middle of fighting for his life to think “that will stop him bitching about his boil 🙄” this is the ONLY time in ANY of the asoiaf books including the wider written universe that the word “bitching” is used. he is a wordsmithhhhh he came up with that on his ownnnnnn. rip jon snow you would have loved calling people chopped fucking fat chuds 💔

sleeper contender for the funniest mean jon moment is in the asos first assault on the wall when some dipshit wildling named BIG BOIL gets shot and jon literally takes a break in the middle of fighting for his life to think “that will stop him bitching about his boil 🙄” this is the ONLY time in ANY of the asoiaf books including the wider written universe that the word “bitching” is used. he is a wordsmithhhhh he came up with that on his ownnnnnn. rip jon snow you would have loved calling people chopped fucking fat chuds 💔