born at night

there will be blood? like. you promise?

dying in a horror movie bc the sound of me opening my dr pepper echoes across the field loud as fuck and i am located instantly

important personality test: mario kart main, gas station order (candy, drink, chip), animal you were obsessed with when you were 8, lightsaber color, and lastly: vampires, werewolves or dragons?

i love the founders so much because just when you think you've had your fill of gay ninja drama in the main plot it turns out a bunch of ye olde gay ninjas had gay ninja drama so bad it rippled out into generational gay ninja drama. gay ninja drama generational curse.

behind every tragic gay ninja drama there is an even bigger, more tragic, gayer ninja drama

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

Tactical nuke to I4