hi

Me at an airport: Hi

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

when avril lavigne said And Hell Yeah Im The Mother Fucken Princess that was way real

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

usamerican soldier STUNNED into silence when he learns that his willing and paid participation in the murder and neocolonization of foreign people is a huge red flag to everyone with a conscience

the 20th century is crazy what do you mean that airplanes didnt exist in 1900 and by 1999 Futurama was airing

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

yes like obviously

Theres something deepy wrong with me but it dodent matter. It dodentWait. The dodent🐁 holy shittttt 🐁🐁

quitting my job to be a full time upstairs neighbor. bowling balls are in the mail as we speak