Sassy Orochimaru

Aren’t I? My new found youth lets me bathe myself now. 

My existence makes everyone happy, although I could care less what emotion you feel when succumbing to death. But how you succumb to death...kekeke...let’s chat about that, my dear.

Fabulously young, my dear. Life takes such a different turn when your balls no longer touch your knees.

I shall tell you what happened. Someone Sasuke decided to experiment with birds--hawks actually.

And those hawks began fighting my snakes. And now my snakes are pissed off and I have bird defecation on my silk blouse.

One of my most precious snakes. Fabio Jr had constant bouts of diarrhea, was allergic to most things, and slept in my sock drawer or in my sleeve. He was his father's son, and sadly died last June. But now Fabio the third lives on with his father's memories.

You sound as if you doubted me. 

OMG it's you

Fabulous.

Twice the hair, twice the sass.