The Sassy Queen

“Well joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea,” you snapped, waspishly, crossing your arms over your chest. 

You didn’t know why you were in such a bad mood. Ari didn’t deserve your ire, especially as he’d brought you out on his boat to cheer you up, but every nice thing he’d tried to do for you in the last few days had rubbed you up the wrong way. This time he’d only pointed out that once he’d piloted you out far enough, the pair of you would be able to snorkel to look at the fish.

From behind, you heard him sigh and the boat slowed down, until it came to a full stop. A pair of thick arms banded round you and his beard tickled your ear.

“Angel, I know that your hormones have got your panties in a wad, but you know better than to talk to me like that.” His voice rumbled through your whole body, settling low in your abdomen. “Now, are you gonna apologise so we can have a good day or do I gotta fuck the PMS outta you?”

Realisation smacked you in the face. Why hadn’t you put two and two together? 

You wriggled to face him, wrapping your arms around his waist and pressing your cheek into his chest.

“Are both options on the table?” you asked, knowing you were being cheeky, but also knowing he wouldn’t mind.

Ari hummed, putting on an air of indifference that had you smiling. You reached up to  press a lingering kiss to his chapped lips.

“‘M sorry, Daddy. Sorry for being ungrateful. I love you.”

“I love you too, baby girl. Now let’s go see the fish and after I’ll fuck you right here on the deck.”

“Ooh. Joy to you and me.”