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I Just Gott My New XBOX And Today I Will Play HALO TO

Have fun Elmer!

Just Fuck Off

apparently if you say anything negative about american democrats, particularly if you point out that they, too, are perpetrators of american imperialism, you’re a русский psyop. okay.

It never gets fucking easier.

migrating to twitter bc tumblr might die is pure crackheadery if this thing goes down I’m just gonna start reading books

i think my favourite part of smash bros is that theyre all fighting for essentially no reason

ike fights for his friends

I hope both of hillary clinton’s kidneys fail at the same time

Dope until she crowdsources replacing them both and millions of milquetoast white people apply to it with hunger games ‘I volunteer’ gifs on Twitter for three weeks

please don’t make me think about this

#behind every great man is an uncomfortably buff box of corn flakes

grape = nuts