Unhinged shit Joongi has done/said (Y7 edition)
• Literally within the first two minutes of his first drink link he buys Kasuga a drink cause he called him cool and handsome
• "Yeah, my face is plastic surgery. I was hot before too though"
• "Wait, Zheng's a pervert? He is into armpits? Damn, not even the Geomijul knew that!"
• "Damn, you're a fucking idiot. I like idiots, though!"
• "I want to keep my distance from people" And four years later you have him acting like a hissy spoiled cat because Zhao and Seonhee left him to go with the cool yakuza guy
• Got insecure cause Seonhee liked instant coffee more than the one he got for her
• "Nooo, don't praise me, you'll embarrass me 🥺🥺" (Please, do praise me, actually)
• Info dump about food. Again.
• "Oooh, can I take an exam on assassination? I could start at level two!"
• "My New Year's resolution was to cut down my body fat to 5%. I trained really hard!" *gets ignored* *Proceeds to get sulky and shit on Nanba and Adachi for not achieving their goals*
• *Gets angry cause I ordered brandy to go with cucumbers*
• "What if I apologize to the owner of the bar by going full power on a bike to generate electricity?"
• "If Adachi cheats on his diet, I'll simply bring out the crossbow"
• Adachi calls him 'silver devil' / In the Spanish version, Saeko calls him 'Geomijul boy' and 'sweetheart'
• "Han-chan! Can we call you Han-chan, Han-chan"
"I do not want to be called Han-chan?"
"... I will make an exception cause you do make a great point"
• "Koichi Adachi, you are sentenced to buy me and Saeko cake. Because fuck you, that's why"
• "There was this lady at the cig shop that had info on everything!"
"Open a cig shop at Geomijul. Got it"
• "Yeah, I ran the sex club... Sorry, the HOST club the real Joongi Han ran as his body double sometimes. Yeah well I'm hot so ofc I was popular, what were you expecting LMAO"
• "I recorded the Governor asking for a hit on us, wanna see? 🤭🤭"
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