Let me destroy your eyes with this color scheme.

Percy Newton from The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue.

A compilation of all my screenshot of Alex and Dana’s draw-a-thon

People would always tell me it was classic fear of commitment.

After a lot of thought I realized it was because when I liked these guys I liked their friendship and wanted that plus like hand holding and kissing. But when they liked me back I was no longer their friend. I was no longer a fun, buddy, ol pal. Their behavior changed and I hated how they looked at me. There was an intensity and a softness in their gaze. They became protective. I hated how they treated me: softer, gentler, kinder. There were no more jokes or play punches- only light touches at the base of my hips. Touches that made me uncomfortable with their suggestions. I could no longer be “one of they guys” a.k.a. their friend because they stopped seeing me the same way.

When guys liked me as a friend, they liked me as a person.

When guys liked me more than that, they liked me as a girl.

Oh, come, take my hand And run through playland So high, too high at the carnival

oh my god

NOOOOOOO

they all gasped like OHHH

i can see it now fights about the floaty girl and the fire girl

So, I’ve finally finished all the “base” gems in the Steven Universe dessert project. My next job is to combine them all to make a dessert for all the Crystal Gem-involved fusions! Before I do that, I wanted to round up all the SU desserts so far.

Steven’s “Fry Bits” Funnel Cake with Peach Jam

Steven’s dessert is across between fry bits and donuts: funnel cake! Add a peach jam, and anyone you eat this with will become your jam bud. RECIPE HERE.

Pearl’s White Peach and Lavender Swan Choux

For Pearl I did a lavender and white peach cream puff. It’s elegant and light, plus it mirrors the peach flavors of Steven and Rose as a nod to her loyalty. RECIPE HERE.

Amethyst’s Purple Berry Donuts

A lil’ purple donut for my favorite lil’ purple gem! These are yeast donuts with blackberry glaze. RECIPE HERE.

Ruby’s Strawberry Pink Peppercorn Flambé

Ruby’s dessert is a strawberry pink peppercorn flambe with strawberry meringues. It may not be an ETERNAL flame, but it’ll give you a good 20 seconds of fiery goodness. RECIPE HERE.

Sapphire’s Blueberry Quark Sundae

No one’s more chill than Sapphire, so she gets a frozen dessert. Quark ice cream with blueberry meringues and sugared berries. Bubble sugar for garnish. RECIPE HERE. 

Rose’s Quartz’s Rosé and Peach Parfait

A giant parfait for a giant lady. This parfait consists of layers of whipped cream, white chocolate crisped rice bits, peach mousse, and rosé wine jelly. Topped with meringue cookie roses with a hint of rose flavor! RECIPE HERE.

Peridot’s Key Lime Triangles

These angry little slices of pie consist of a creamy key lime cream on an almond sablé base. Chocolate garnish. RECIPE HERE.