Sarcsasstic

*music volume on 50 instead of 20*

"Did we ever do literally anything right?"

Charades, but with Cards Against Humanity cards.

Since I didn’t see many edits on this awesome series and since I saw that post about the Tweets on El País, I just had to. Enjoy, my fellow fans (and sorry if you don’t speak Spanish but Google Translate can help and so can I, just inbox me if you’re curious) 

Caption: I have a massive headache and I'm craving for bananas -Leah

My dear anonymous, you’re underestimating how good I am at failing & procrastinating. I usually do it for free but if someone's willing to pay me, I won't complain

-A novel by me (unfinished) 

Mid-Winter Anxiety

Either too small or utterly nonexistent. 

Written test: Long and articulated sentences, deep meaning, correct use of grammar and syntaxes, wide vocabulary. Oral test: Ehm.... Yo soy... 16? Squirrel? Banana? Ciao? Adieu.

Me: First of all I'd like to thank one of the most important presences in my life, without whom I wouldn't be here today, standing here in front of you. Family, friends and teachers: *bring their hands at their hearts with teary eyes* Me: it's coffee. Hell no I wouldn't be here without coffee. Thank God there's still coffee in this world.

Sincerely, Every single author who had to hear “hey can you put me in your book?”