Pedro Pascal is the Mandalorian

the uncontrollable urge to know how people describe me to others

Fuck yes i just responded like a normal human

always kind of funny when you wake up from a dream and your first thought is "that symbolism was kind of heavy-handed wasn't it."

if i get a good nights sleep i can feel like a human being but it does mean missing out on an hour of phone time. so there's nuance.

“you choose” “you can pick” NO, and if you insist I’ll kill you

dont ever put me in a situation where I have to make choices

thinking david corenswet is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and blue eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think superman is hot? fucking superman? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SUPERMAN is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed

the world gets a lot easier when you learn to be wrong without getting pissed or doubling down. saying, ‘you’re right, that makes sense, I was misinformed, thanks for telling me’ instead of going to war over something your ego’s latched onto will save you time, energy, and the embarrassment of sounding like a whiny little bitch

"I stand corrected" is an important phrase to add to your vocabulary.

sorry can you repeat that. i was busy trying to make eye contact and act normal and didn't hear you