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Achilles and Patroclus Posting this while Hudson is in my Milan. This took way too long to draw (especially Connor's hair) but pretty satisfied with how it came out. There's another version on patreon with the bg and wallpapers!

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dogpuppy

the-meest-me-ill-ever-be

geosaurusrex-deactivated2015070

I bought this last night. This is a total game changer. Internet fame, here I come.

world-heritage-posts

world heritage post

xxspronkus420xx

Holy shit what. This is like if someone in ancient sumeria had a camera

skinnamon39

emper0rbuggy

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slyssnakes

casual?

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Can't stop thinking about how much of a relief it must have been for Ilya to realise how insanely predictable Shane is. Like, he's lived his whole life with a mother who had horrible mental illness, a father who was unstable and always angry, a brother who couldn't even hold down a job. He's had to keep secrets and lie and read between the lines just to survive.

And here's Shane. Shane who folds his clothes before sex. Shane who will always be happy with a cold ginger beer. Shane who has a stylist and an interior decorator because he likes things to look objectively nice.

Shane who answers "How many times can you cum in an hour?" completely literally. Shane who has no filter and comments on the bed being dirty within 0.2 seconds of cumming all over it. Shane who comes out to Ilya the moment he figures it out himself, and who tells him point blank that it's not just sex, because he never ever expects Ilya to read his mind.

Their relationship is far from simple, but it's probably one of the most predictable things in Ilya's world. Shane is a safe harbour throughout the years, even while the hurricane around Ilya only gets more and more destructive.

cloudabserk

i think shane and ilya are both terrible smilers. real 5-year-old-at-his-first-picture-day energy

feltforever

i think one of the reasons that heated rivalry has been so successful is because everyone involved with it is so fucking proud of what they created. like there’s zero embarrassment or shame about how sexual it is or how queer it is and it’s just such a breath of fresh air

evanactually

This is so fucking funny. “The boys did this stuff all the time.” Of course they did.

flyora

someone once said that Irina might told young Ilya those words before and I could not help but make this little scene

The quote from 1x06 «The Cottage»

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hrgifs

Does it fucking kill you too? Not anymore.

thisfeebleheart

"It's a long story."

Shane and Ilya through the years

cloudabserk

BEST DAY EVER ☀️🌸❤️🦋

based on this

thedisasterbi

happy valentines day

media-descriptions-offical

[ID one: a light blue candy heart with pink text reading “I am drowning” on it. /End ID.]

[ID two: a light pink candy heart with pink text reading “there is no sign of land” on it. /End ID.]

[ID three: a light green candy heart with pink text reading “you are coming down with me” on it. /End ID.]

[ID four: a light purple candy heart with pink text reading “hand in unloveable hand” on it. /End ID.]

[ID five: a light orange candy heart with pink text reading “and I hope you die” on it. /End ID.]

[ID six: a light yellow candy heart with pink text reading “I hope we both die” on it. /End ID.]

cloudabserk

silly comic

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