Stiles Stilinski

Stiles: Bold of you to assume this is my final form.

Stiles, loudly: Hello, fellow citizens.

Stiles: In my defense, no one explicitly told me not to.

Stiles: Oh, relax. It's only mildly illegal.

Derek: WAIT, WHAT?

Theo, aggressively pointing at himself: Are you fucking sure?!

Stiles: *Pulling a door that clearly says push*

Stiles: Because I'm embarrassed about whatever situation I got myself into.

Stiles: Legally, you're correct, but emotionally, I'm subletting your place.

Stiles: Already panicking.

Stiles: What? It's the only thing I have on me right now.

Malia: Sounds fake, but ok.

Scott: Ok, we might be a little cursed.

Peter: Complicatedly.

Stiles: Then it's truly evil.