Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.

Just here for my bi-annual check-in just in case any of my friends are wondering if I’m still kickin

Ladies & Gents, i present to you The BATMAN: The World’s Greatest Detective. 

let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me

kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.