Hello

I have never seen a more concise and accurate statement in my life.

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

can I make it any more obvious

Shakira, Shakira.

“Agree to disagree” is white guy speak for “I understand you have an opinion but unfortunately, me.”

No it’s human being speak for “We have differing opinions and I can see that neither of us are going to persuade the other to change theirs so we shouldn’t continue this argument because it’s going nowhere” jesus you’re all fucking children

in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

Why did one basketball team literally dominate over their entire school

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT SCHOOLS AREN’T ACTUALLY LIKE THAT IN AMERICA?

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

*brushes eyebrows* *doesn’t brush hair*