♡ g i a d a d

self care is growing up and letting go of your “I only like music with a profound meaning” complex and stop shitting on songs about sex or money to make yourself feel superior/better about your music taste

The very first pokemon.

I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard

Netflix’ The Kissing Booth didn’t have to include a gay subplot BUT THEY DID

bitch i’m watching the kissing booth and wtf joey king is tiny as hell and she’s out here smooching this zaddy with a sexy fucking body goddamn… like everything about him is fine as fuck except that 2008 haircut but wtf his hand is bigger than her head deadass Im jeALOUS

Yo netflix we need to have a serious talk about all these sappy rom-coms you keep releasing………………………… pls keep em coming theyre the only thing bringing me any sort of joy

reblog happy kermit for a full month of good luck 

a full ever after of good luck

this is somehow incredibly effective tbh

Petition for all advertisements to be shitposts from now on

shitvertisements

Reblog if you have used dude as a non gender specific term.

where I grew up in California not only is “dude” generally non-gender-specific, half of the time it doesn’t even refer to a person at all.

I said it to a faucet today. 

A customer once came to me to order a sandwich and said “I want this dude”

Dude is more than a word, it’s an emotion. 

dude is a way of life

Once my sheet music fell, and I gestured to it with both hands and said “dude. Why”

don’t be mean to me because i will remember it for exactly forever

Can parents stop acting like providing a child’s basic needs is something to be earned? So many kids grow up traumatised because they were made to feel guilty about the existence they never asked for

why am i skeptical of any other car i see driving around at 3am . like i know why IM out ….why YOU drivin round this late 👀