im so silly

if a HUMAN drinks too much BEER they become a BLOKE. if a BLOKE drinks ROTTEN BEER they become an ORC

Honestly? Today is Wednesday and tomorrow is Thursday ☕️💯

I never used to understand what “making connections” looked like but it turns out it’s standing at a party and saying “I’ve been thinking about getting into the film industry” and someone saying “Oh, Sarah works in the film industry” and Sarah yelling from accross the room “Did someone say my name?!?!?!”

You casually mention that you’ve been thinking about such and such and your professor overhears and is like “oh I know someone who works there. Do you want me to email them for you?” And you go “Sure.”

It’s the six layers of separation thing. Everyone is only so many layers away from everyone else. So if you stand in the correct rooms and say the correct things out loud once in a while eventually someone will say “Oh, I know a guy.”

And then eventually you turn into the guy that someone knows. I think. It’s hard to tell.

Wait I have to google something real quick

Ok this is funny

Apollo is the sun and archer god. Hou Yi is the archer lord, the beat archer, who killed the other 9 suns that existed originally.

someone reverse this video I want to tuck him back in ;-;

he needs to make an important call

maybe he’s common in asia, but, in my heart, he’s one in a million

Shih tzus are precious little angel puppies, full stop.

These are angels but I would just like to announce that I have the cutest shihtzu ever 

you will be a person in your room and be like i need to listen to music or i will go crazy

jeb i think we just have adhd

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

Is that not many?

I see the problem :|