what the friggidy friggidy fuck

Happy 19th Birthday, Charlotte!!

Oh my god!!!!!! You’re 19!!!!!! 20 is next!!!!!! 20!!!!!! You’re gonna be an official official adult!!!!!! So many responsibilities!!!!!! (And so many exclamation points!!!!!!) Don’t worry though, we’ll find that life remote before then and just pause ageing nbd.

God, I don’t even know where to begin!! I have so much I wanna say but also I don’t know where to start?! We literally write essays to each almost every day and yet I have no idea what to say now?! I just hope you have such an amazing day because you deserve it!

We’ve only known each other for around two years I think, but you are honestly the greatest friend, and not to sound dramatic but I don’t know what I would do without you *dramatic swoon*. Whenever it happens, we’re gonna have the best time going on all those adventures and stalking all of the perf celebrities (wait whAT??) and just befriending them with our wicked ways. Wow, the amount of times we’ve said that is kind of slightly alarming and creepy…

I don’t know how you do it but so many kudos and thank you’s for continuing to deal with all my crazy, feelsy rants and outbursts about everything, and 83 page long messages *steals your official Condensing Queen badge just so I can give it to you again* some serious skills you have there!

Thank you so so much I've already had a great day and this is making it so much better, seriously my favourite present ever! You are the greatest friend too and seriously I have no idea how we'd exist if we couldn't rant and vent (just wrote 'rent and vant' yes English/10) and of coURSE all the stalking (I mean idk what you're talking about???).

Aw I will always be here to listen to your crazy rants *polishes Condensing Queen badge* 'here you go Kirsten I bought you an Elaborating Queen badge hehe'