cool cool, you like iphone games with anime bikini girls? awesome. and your room is dirty as shit? that fuckin rocks man, hope you find a girlfriend soon, that like, looks like one of the girls. from the game.

Oh fuck off. Bunch of condescending fucks. 

all i said is that i hope you find a anime girlfriend. is everything okay dude?

I wanna be someone’s favorite, I want someone who’s absolutely infatuated with me.

why are we here? just to suffer? every 5 minutes i have to clean my glasses

if I ever say I hate men just remember it’s only bc men have hated me first, more prominently, cruelly, and violently than I’d ever dream of doing

whoever first decided to stab small holes in their ears so they could put shiny things in it was a fucking genius

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

you had to be there

the two genders are matte and gloss

i remember being like 11 and asking my dad why he hunts and kills deer and he said “because i think theyre beautiful” and that’s just. that’s just what men are like

Is killing different than endearing physical contact? Local man unsure