Boosegumps

and they say romance is dead

don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense

Buffets are PVP enabled areas

Just saw a lady pour chili onto her pizza

Enchanting her weapon

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

im horny but like… horny for a successful future full of happiness and satisfaction with the person ive become

This needs endless reblogs

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

oh shit that’s all me

Like jokes aside this is so scary and sad, I really hope he’s still okay

I DIDNT SEE THE LAST PICTURE LAST TIME

The only version of this ill reblog because I AM THANKFUL HE IS SAFE!

is no one going to talk about the fact that his username is it’s bobbybiiiiitch what a legend