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Young avengers scrolling on their phones in the common room:

Kate: Morning everyone!

Everyone looking up from their phones at her, stunned:

Peter: Um... Isn't Yelena in Paris?

Kate: Yup, but she should be back tonight. Why?

Kamala: The Louvre just got robbed.

Kate: ...

Kate, taking out her phone and calling Yelena: ...

Yelena, picking up: Kate Bishop! I just got you a beautiful necklace. It will look great for the New year's party.

Kate: Please tell me you didn't rob the Louvre.

Yelena: No... Unfortunately, it wasn't me.

Kate: Oh thank god!

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darkbluemint

*Thunderbolts getting back from a mission*

Ava: so, Alexei, ever give Bishop the shovel talk?

Alexei: why would I give Kate the shovel talk? She's smart, she's billionaire, she's good looking, she donates to charity, she treats my Yelena with love and respect

Yelena: if anything, he gave me the shovel talk

Alexei: if she breaks up with Kate, I'll hit her unconscious with a shovel and take her to a fallout shelter in New Jersey

Bob: y-you're okay with that?

Yelena: if I break Kate Bishop's heart I either have been replaced, subjugated or possessed, that shelter will be good for an exorcism, treatment or to torture the person to reveal where I really am

Walker: isn't it fun to live in a world where that makes perfect sense?

bishlova-ship

*Kate hiding something behind her back*

Yelena: Kate Bishop. What is that you have?

Kate: Nothing. Why do you ask?

Yelena: You're actively hiding something behind your back... Show me.

Kate *groaning as she shows the item*: I found it at the store. What was I supposed to do? Ignore it?

*Yelena stares at the T-shirt, particularly of her face, that was made after the New Avengers propaganda imagery*

Yelena: You... bought a shirt with my face on it?

Kate *shaking her head*: No. Nope. No way. What?

Yelena: You... stole it?

Kate: No, okay, I bought it. Geez. But just know, I'm having one custom made of my face to give to you. It's not right you got branded and thrown onto clothing before me. I blame Clint.

yorkshireteauk

kate gets a spot on her nose and yelena spends a solid 8 minutes falling over laughing and calling kate « the rudolph »

yorkshireteauk

one day kate says she loves yuri and yelena is immediately on the defensive trying to find out who this mystery yuri person is and kate doesn’t have the heart to tell her

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womenofmcu

KATE BISHOP & YELENA BELOVA Hawkeye S01E06: So This Is Christmas?

ghost-of-grace

xkatebishop

okay but bishova climbing TEN spots in the ao3 femslash top 100 despite having not interacted in almost 4 years is insane

if/when they do see each other again, it's going to be crazy

sapphxcdisaster

The power they hold 🙂‍↕️

#bishova #they're so powerful and iconic #kate bishop #yelena belova #hawkeye #black widow #i'm very happy to be here tbh #make them canon you cowards #marvel cinematic universe #marvel let them kiss you cowards

bishlova-ship

Kate: Well, well, well. If it isn't my favorite house intruder.

Yelena *furrowing her brows in confusion*: I live here.

Kate: So then maybe use the door instead of the window? You literally came back with groceries through the window the other day. It makes absolutely no sense.

Yelena: ...

Kate: ...

Yelena *moving past the topic*: Anyhow, did you miss me?

Kate *immediately forgetting what was said prior*: Oh my God, yes!

aliearte

making dinner w the girlfriends💚💜

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☕ Tip Jar: Azahararm

yorkshireteauk

while moving upstate, kate and yelena quickly find out that lucky gets very carsick in the back so within an hour of starting driving, yelena has demoted kate to the back seat and is getting glares from fanny

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critter-of-habit

The BlackHawks football champions for @avalencias 🤭

sephruby

Yelena: I like your new pants! Kate: Thanks, they were 50% off! Yelena: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. winks Kate: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Yelena: Thats’s… not what I meant. Kate: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Yelena.

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smallandsundry

cover and page 1 of a little heist comic for @plastic-pipes

i promise this is actually going to be silly and flirty from here on out, pipes <3

xkatebishop

okay but bishova climbing TEN spots in the ao3 femslash top 100 despite having not interacted in almost 4 years is insane

if/when they do see each other again, it's going to be crazy

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