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football teams never lose anymore its always "the game was rigged in favor of the team i dont like!!"

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

the devil is defeated i think its time for you lot to stop pretending to rate "bellingham" now

the concept of cancelling people for supporting their country in the world cup is so fucking funny i’m sorry

people’s minds have been melted by the internet and performative activism discourse. they don’t actually care that countries have been ‘problematic’ (their fave word) in the past (name me one large country who hasn’t in one way or another seriously) they just want to guilt trip and cause discourse because for some reason being aware has circled back around to moral checking and thought policing in order to feel superior because everyone feels too watched on the internet and are just ultimately terrified to come across as a bad person, so it’s the safer option to act morally superior than voice an actual personally thought opinion

not even allowed to push someone now in this perfect world sorry to all the perfect brothers and sisters out there

neymar being given a penalty to score like he's on a make a wish scheme for elderly people

athletes just walk around undiagnosed as fuck i can’t

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

i love the globalization of haaland rn