Teacher, Writer, Fan

Kids were absolutely correct abt wearing smth you like on a shirt btw. It rules. You love dinosaurs so much wear a shirt about it.

Now that is some vintage sports goth

This ad is very ominous and threatening.

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

What’s cooking good looking?? Oh, your face.

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

i'll forever miss how the internet felt before you had to second-guess the authenticity of every single piece of media you came across. silly videos used to be just silly. fun was coincidental. wonder was just wonder. digital art had character and soul. AI has taken the taste out of everything and irreversibly poisoned the creative sphere and the people still pushing it forward are the doom of both joy and the quality of being.

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

that was everything I was hoping it would be. marvelous

I love this because you know exactly where it's going and you're not disappointed

I was so looking forward for the Jupiter gravity and it didn't disappoint and THEN THE SUN GRAVITY MADE ME HOLLER

i think you could reach escape velocity on pluto by just jumping really hard

THWE DRAMATIC PAUSE IN THE SUN GRAVITY HAD ME