Sapphic Joy

Where are my shipping forecast girlies

I REALLY get why lesbians uhaul

Reads in the bath mother vs everything shower daughter

How do people with short hair keep flash cards together if not with hair bobbles?

Squeezed a spot and it won’t stop bleeding I fear i may perish

I would kill a maj for a bowl of pastina rn

Would go to great lengths fit French onion soup rn

Thoughts on how many points I lose if I spent the day literally just waiting for him to text me back?

Having a crush is rancid it’s vile what evolutionary purpose could this possibly fulfil

Just saw two yellow cars in a row and had no one to punch 💔💔

Wish my eyes were just a teeeeeeny tiny little bit further apart so doing the inside corners with eyeliner would look right on me

I hate these stupid awful attached lids so much. I hate them I hate them. I think it’s the most awful piece of greenwashing ever it’s doing nish for the environment and it’s inconveniencing me MASSIVELY.

Truly a blessing living far enough away from school to go to the shops in my pyjamas

Let it be known that if bad things happen to me at uni it’s because I can’t cleanse my damn space

Ok but did you even live if you’ve never been in a year 7 Spanish class where the teachers refusing to put despacito on for you?

Why do spiders have so many eyes? What are they seeing with all of them? I don’t think I can come up with a single other animal that has more than 2 eyes.