yall ever just not necessarily horny but like “yeah i could eat”

i had frozen patties so i made made cheeseburgers. not what i wanted to eat but it’ll do

did you mean to say hungry or did you cope with the urge to eat pussy by eating a cheeseburger?

rb this version bc accessibility should be the standard

Could we start saying sign language unless we do actually mean ASL specifically so we don’t take a good point and limit it with Americentrism.

Parents are giving their children names no one has ever spoken out loud before

Baby Name Consultant is the type of job title you'd see people claim to have on HGTV while nitpicking 3 different multi-million dollar houses.

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong