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And I give you a huge hug. Yeah, I just grab you and I hold onto you and hold on as long as I can. Come back, if you can.

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I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.

Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.

Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.

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“She didn’t give Miranda a chance to turn on the lights. She didn’t even give her a chance to take off her coat, or ask her if she wanted a drink, or whatever it was she would have said in a situation like this. The power she had discovered in the backseat of the car ride flared up, blindingly hot.

She lunged.

Andy grabbed the lapels of the coat that had served both as a shroud and a revelation when it parted, her momentum driving Miranda backward until her shoulders hit the wood of the front door with a muffled thud.

Miranda gasped and Andy swallowed it entirely.”

- Anything But Gardenias by whitesheets