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there's something addictive in the way you look up at me for approval, as if my pleasure is your oxygen, and you're terrified to disappoint the one who makes you feel so wanted.

#🐥#not thinking of a certain pair of blonde and brunette at all #lisa swain coded #also praise kink galore #misc: txt #queue brb

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bronzecauldron

#me when i crawl out of my little hole #chiikawa

sandersstudies

When you read a book regarding historical figures or events and suddenly you have massive beef with some guy who passed away like three hundred years ago

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Dead People the MOST Tumblr Users have Beef With

Beef

Pliny the Elder

Saint Augustine of Hippo

Christopher Columbus

Cotton Mather

John Barrow Sr.

Andrew Jackson

P.T. Barnum

Woodrow Wilson

Walker Percy

More Beef

Henry VIII

Immanuel Kant

Paul Gauguin

Thomas Edison

Most Beef

Thomas Jefferson

Sigmund Freud

Ronald Reagan

"I would give anything for five minutes to go back in time and kick his ass" (most beef of anybody)

John Calvin

smellmyhead

CAME HERE TO CALL OUT EA-NASIR

#the ea-nasir comment took me out #poor customer service in written form #ancient mesopotamia style #i only know some of the men mentioned above #but kinda interested in how you got those stats #misc: txt

vanessagillings

Calico cat in a calico coat!

#misc: art

vanessagillings

Happy first day of Fall all my northern hemisphere friends!

#misc: art

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vanessagillings

Two characters from the same project as yesterday’s post (the house belongs to the girl on the right). In case you’re wondering about the masks, the story takes place in a fantasy world where some parts aren’t hospitable to humans, and so…masks!

#this art style is so cute #misc: art

vanessagillings

Two snippets from a sketchbook page that otherwise didn’t turn out the way I wanted. Oh well.

the end of summer

#me whenever rice #chiikawa

clairelutra

the problem with water is like. it's the cleaning fluid right. that's the obvious part. you stop drinking and you stop peeing and your kidneys are like ough. ough. ough. ough. but you don't die. unless you're not drinking anything At All and not eating watery food either. so all it is is you pee less but you're okay. kind of.

BUT THEN when it gets too hot it starts being the coolant! and suddenly there are so many ways it can get out! you have so many sweat glands and so much skin and they all need to be cooled down before you DIE.

but then. you realize the least obvious one. it's the transmission fluid. it's the fucking transmission fluid. you can't transmit SHIT without your fliud. which is still fucking water somehow.

so now you're LEAKING your transmission fluid out of every goddamn pore and your kidneys are like hey. gimme that cleaning fluid cmon dude. while your pores are like ITS COOLANT. NEED COOLANT. FOR THE FIRE. NEED MORE COOLANT. SO MUCH FIRE. KILL IT. KILL IT MORE. MORE COOLANT. and then. the rest of you. that uses all that fluid to transmit things. it's like hey. hey. hey what the fuck.. i need that. hello? can anyone hear me? hello? it's so dark in here..

and then you drink more water or you die.

#in conclusion: drink water or you die #misc: txt

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punished-venom-solitair-e

can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies

punished-venom-solitair-e

werewolves? sorry buddy. around here we call them Howlers. vampires? those are Night Suckers. a ghost? not even close. that's a Nasty Little Flying Freak

#i *am* a nasty little flying freak #misc: txt

datasoong47

linguisticparadox

(via @karama9 )

#the reverse bechdel if you will #misc: txt

samijen

Pierce

#keeewl #misc: art

important-animal-images

fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive

@kleefkruid your tag is golden.

#misc: animals

important-animal-images

comfort zone

effervescent-eatingmycharger

The sweetly cuddling effervescents

#🥺🥺🫠🫠#misc: animals

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fabulousvampire13

#just had stir-fried rice vermicelli #kinda the same thing tbh (nope)#but i had this a few days ago so heheh #misc: food #i can practically taste this 😋

crabussy

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

crabussy

your revulva....

crabussy

THE ARTIST OF THE SONG FOUND MY POST. HI EMERSON WOOLF??? HI THE WISHBONES???

#gotta reblog this #revulvaaaa~#misc: txt

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