Sebastian Michaelis

“What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.” “Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.” “A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, ‘Sorry we don’t serve food here.’” “Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!” “How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!” “Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.” “I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.” “How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.” “Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.” “'Wow, you’re a fart smella…I mean smart fella!” “I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!” “What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1” “Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.” “What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.” “How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.” “Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.” “I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.” “Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.” “How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.” “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.” “Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.” “Don’t call me later, call me Dad.” “What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant” “Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.” “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese.” “Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.” “What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.” “I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro. It’s a total rip-off.” “The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.” “This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.” “5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.” “Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “do you know how to drive this thing?”“ “What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.” “What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.” “I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.” “To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide but you can’t run.” “The rotation of earth really makes my day.” “I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts.” “What’s brown and sticky? A stick.” “I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!” “Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.” “Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up.” “A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.” “I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.” “Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.” “I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.” “People don’t like having to bend over to get their drinks. We really need to raise the bar.”

Sebastian’s eyes widened, the tiniest bit, at such a sudden request from the maid. He smiled at her, and nodded. “Why, of course you can.” He answered, happily.

As he approached her and wrapped his arms around her, she could feel her cheeks become warmer. “And I have missed you, Mister Sebastian. Even if that’s not really proper… is it?”

Naturally, while in such a good mood, his only response to hearing a knock at the door was to give an exasperated sigh. “Yes?” He called, through the door.

Resisting the urge to meow curiously at the door, she paced back and forth beneath his hand.

She left just as quickly as she came, closing the door behind her. He raised an eyebrow, not quite amused, before looking down at the floor, waiting for the kitten to come out of it’s provided hiding spot.

Words that describe a voice

aka Ciel’s first contact with pop music

you say you don’t understand human emotions. if ordered, you would do anything, no matter how cruel, like a beast

𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕓𝕦𝕥𝕝𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕟 𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 // 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝟙𝟙𝟚

Sebastian’s eyes widened, the tiniest bit, at such a sudden request from the maid. He smiled at her, and nodded. “Why, of course you can.” He answered, happily.

As he approached her and wrapped his arms around her, she could feel her cheeks become warmer. “And I have missed you, Mister Sebastian. Even if that’s not really proper… is it?”

“And if you need to use the little lady’s room, it’s just over here!” Finnian was saying.

Sebastian’s eyes widened, the tiniest bit, at such a sudden request from the maid. He smiled at her, and nodded. “Why, of course you can.” He answered, happily.

“Thank you, Mister Sebastian,” she smiled softly. “I have been doing my best. I could not disappoint you again.”

“I have to say, I missed having you here with me.” He said, wrapping his arms around her waist.

“Angel? That’s a wonderful name!” He smiled at her. “If you’ll follow me, I’ll show you the estate!”

Sebastian’s eyes widened, the tiniest bit, at such a sudden request from the maid. He smiled at her, and nodded. “Why, of course you can.” He answered, happily.

“I must say, you did rather wonderful work, tonight, Mei-rin.” He commented.