I Reblog Alotta Shit 🛸

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

my problem is when i love, i love really hard with everything in me. so i end up not looking after myself because all i care about is the other person.

my only complaint is that the paws appear when you boop someone and not when someone boops you. I want to be scrolling and minding my own business and suddenly get whapped by a cat paw

Item: Big Wizard Hat

@imaginationshow care to, ah, toss your hat into the ring? ;)

Holy shit yeah that’s a hat

people who watch musicals and bitch about how it doesn’t make sense that the characters randomly burst into song are so funny to me. babe it’s literally a musical like this is the standard of the genre what did you expect

THAT'S THE WHOLE PROBLEM WITH THE GENRE AS A WHOLE, THAT'S THE POINT

i’m sorry you’re allergic to fun i’m sure that makes life very difficult for you

hate when i go out in public and the public is there

When my children ask what the world was like before coronavirus I'm showing them this

I was born in the late nineteen hundreds

Love that you can see the exact moment that Enlightenment™ occurs for this little dude. Good job, you did it.

Dennys only succeeded here because we allowed it to, if you want to avoid the adpocalypse keep supporting our local home grown shitposters and ignore any attempts from corporations to create a dennys 2