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sometimes u just have to read a poem and feel yourself fall in love with the world again

Sound on! 🔊

“Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren't they? They're all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you're born, you're on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don't want to know about you. They don't want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you're preborn, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're fucked.” - George Carlin

early 00s media was the era of the boring girl protagonist and her heavily lesbian-coded bff

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

my ancient greek history professor is making us post memes weekly. i swear to god

I…I need context. I’m gonna research all this shit one day.. If I remember after work

I understand most of these!

How the hell have I not reblogged this already

There's a post sitting in my flagged posts that's been there for three plus years. It's a pair of onions in a bag that looks suspiciously like a pair of fat tits. Apparently it's flagged for everyone and God i wish i could show y'all