knock 'em dead, kid

disturb me, update me, tell me how was your day, I really like your life, I like your notifications

you can’t talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma

stigma fangs in your pussy. LOL

のほも is such a good word?? the concept is kind of hard to fully get across in translation, but basically it means a feeling of pure, deep, platonic affection, and i think thats beautiful

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

Obsessed with weapons that have a little heart shaped details they fuck so hard

Never seen a bald man get his wig snatched before

If you remember my tumblr from 2013…. No you don’t. If you saw my posts and content… no you didn’t.

Every reblog removes one HP from the queen

pregnancy is literally a state of mind like you could get pregnant by meditating long enough

mary magdalene trying to defend that other mary in the group chat

GRRRRRRRR I don't WANT to confirm my email address! I HATE confirming my email address! *rips the door off my fridge*