this is actually really cute 

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

yeah but I never get around to it

when you have nothing against a particular celebrity but their prominence on tumblr makes you want to blacklist them until the end of time

and remember kids its never too late to become a raging degenerate homosexual

Do u ever see girls and ur just like GODDAMN I WOULD KISS THE SHIT OUT OF ur cheek maybe with ur permission and possibly hold ur hand and treat u with the utmost respect bc the universe must have spent a hundred years creating such a lovely being wow

this totally looks like one of those fake social media things that people make for ships but the best part is ITS REAL

Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

Can you shut the fuck up? Asking for a friend.