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Fjord: if i ever had godlike powers over the nature of animals i'd just make crabs smarter. like on par with crows or something. you'll walk out onto the pier at night and see a group of crabs working together to drag an unconscious man into the water. you can't help him now. he's gone.
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Beau: Caleb, truth or dare?
Caleb: Uh… truth?
Caduceus: How many hours have you slept this week?
Caleb: … I mean, dare!
Veth: I dare you to go to sleep.
Caleb: … I don’t like this game.
The wizard's coat has a lots of pockets. Are they for components? No, they are for keeping your tiny partners safe.😊
Caleb:Â We're going mattress shopping.
Essek:Â You know, once we get it, we'll have to break it in.
Caleb:Â Oh, I hear what you're saying. Mattress trampoline.
Essek:
Caleb:Â Wait, no. You were talking about sex.
Caleb: the reason you hate physical contact even though you're extremely touch starved is that you've gone for so long without loving physical contact from another person that now your brain misperceives it as a threat.
Essek: alright FINE I'll share your bedroll
Caleb: oh good I was getting chilly
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Caleb:Â What are you drinking? Essek:Â Vodka. Caleb:Â Straight? Essek:Â No, gay. Why?
Caleb: You know archaic Draconic??
Essek: I got bored with classical Draconic.
Caleb: You know *normal* Draconic?
Essek: Yeah, someone from my knitting club taught me.
Caleb: You have a knitting club?!
Essek: You don't know everything about me Widogast. Now, do you want a sweater or a scarf?
Essek: I'm breaking up with you.
Caleb: Is it because I say Uh Oh Spaghetti O's when things go wrong?
Essek: Yes.
Caleb: (under breath) Uh Oh Spaghetti O's
Essek: Why did we ever stop wearing 18th century clothing?
Verin: To wear 19th century clothing you Georgian rake
Beau: The vampires are fightinggg
Jester: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?
Jester: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.
Jester: I also want to softhack his circuits.
Essek: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.
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Essek: Caleb and I are no longer dating.
Caleb: Essek, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.
Essek: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.
Essek: When's the right time to confess to your crush?
Caleb: When it's too late. The strategy is to not tell them, wait 10 years, realize they had mutual feelings, and regret all of your life choices.
Essek: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!
Fjord: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Caleb, go find out if that thing can catch fire!
Essek: You're a bad influence.
Fjord: And you don't know your sayings.
Essek, waking up, seeing Caleb sleeping next to him: ...Did I die? Is this heaven?
Jester, knocking furiously: Heyy Essek open up! It's me!
Essek: Oh gods it's hell
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Essek: How do Veth and Jester usually get out of these messes?
Caleb: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
Got reminded of this moment with Jester and Essek and decided to try my hand at gif making!
Bonus: Caleb trying to get extra info and Essek not buying it
Second bonus: Jester checking to see if Essek's still staring her down
