Okay but seriously:
Damn, I just came out as pan (but not the rest of my weird ass sexuality) to a person who is not very knowledgeable about LGBTQ+. The whole conversation was kinda awkward but they were kinda hitting on me and I just wanted to let them know upfront what they were getting into.
They legit asked me if I had sex with a pan.
He then proceeded to tell me that I should get together with my bestie who is biologically female.
“Dude, I just told you I don’t give a shit about gender. Just because I revealed to you that I might be attracted to females doesn’t mean I’m just going to up and date my bestie.”








