Howdy!!

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Hey Tunner: since it's Valentine's Day, are you getting a gift or some chocolate from someone?

I'm alive

Man

Does Tunner accept pats? Because I will GLADLY give him 1000 pats per second if he accepts pats.

So, does Tunner like to eat any kind of rock or does he have a certain kind of rock he really likes? Because I have a really shiny rock here that I wanna give him *proceeds to give Tunner a shiny rock*

Don't worry, I'm still working on this blog, cooking some stuff up for y'all!

Yall

Sometimes I like to imagine Garnold actually being a guy who wants to be a machine, who is obsessed with machines to the point where he literally would be this meme: From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the machine is immortal.

Hello Tunner, I wanna play a game. If you look down on the floor, there will be a revolver. Glued inside the revolver are six different rounds, each one colored in the respective color of a town resident currently alive, every bullet is blank, but has a sensor inside it to detect when its primer has been struck, you have a minute to decide which round you decide to fire. After which, that respective resident will die, and the door to the room will open, choose wisely sheriff, it was your duty to protect, now it's your turn to harm.

LMAO

Fun fact: Tunner sometimes eats rocks he picks up on his patrols, but tries to hide it from others

Peaceful Time in Town Square